Dear Defensive Douchebag:
I apologize if I seem brusque during this process [of moving Mutual Client’s business to a new hosting service], but please understand that it is all out of concern for Mutual Client’s business and making sure she does
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Jesse Helms: dead.
This knowledge will lift my spirits tonight as I watch the fireworks. Our country has become that tiny bit better today.
Two Vietnamese American co-valedictorians pissed off some red-blooded rednecks during their commencement speeches at a Louisiana high school.
Cindy Vo, the daughter of Vietnamese immigrants, spoke about high-school memories, friends and the future. Then Ms. Vo, 18, recited a sentence in
I’m not going to defend Hillary Clinton’s run for the Democratic nomination. It was a badly-managed campaign that never found its stride and resorted to low blows when things got desperate.
But, honestly, did people really think that she would
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Shut up, Maureen Dowd. You’re a crap writer, and your column is essentially the MySpace page of a twelve-year-old mean girl, though far less intelligent. You’re also a disgrace to women. The person at the Times who
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Now, I realize that the purpose of a gun is very different from the purpose of a car. And I realize that there’s nothing about automobiles in the Constitution. Therefore, you can’t really compare the two. But
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I opened a quart of plain, organic, full-fat yogurt, which is one of my favorite foods in the world, and the foil seal across the top said:
CERTIFIED GLUTEN-FREE!
It made me smack my own forehead in disgust.
The next thing you know,
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